MoeJackson’s Bastardly Lady of the Day – Jessy

Jessy writes:

“(: Hi, I’m Jessy! I thought it would be fun to write in. I’m turning 19 this month and I start school again next Monday. All that aside, I’m planning on a trip to Paris in the Spring which I’m thrilled about. Hope I’m able to entertain a few seconds of your time.”

Q: Which female celebrity would you go lesbian for?

A: Well I find Aishwarya Rai to be absolutely gorgeous, and I love Uma Thurman, but I’d have to say Scarlett Johansson because she has curves. Possibly Jessica Alba but we share the same name. Talk about awkward!

Q: Do you like your boobs?

A: Actually I do, for being half Japanese and short, I guess I’m lucky.

Q: Would you sleep with a dude the age of your grandpa for $3,000,000?

A: Oh god, my dignity! But all the money I could travel with…it’s tempting but I’d probably regret my decision.

Q: Have guys ever said you look like a particular celebrity to try get in your pants?

A: Haha, Jessica Alba, back when I was 12! How disturbing huh? I’ve been told that I look like Norah Jones as well.

Q: Who is your most or/and least favorite former Bastardly Lady of the Day?

A: Jena seems…normal and she could definitely model. I’m sure she knows it though.

Q: What makes you Bastardly?

A: Work makes me Bastardly. I make sandwiches for Wal-Mart customers, so you can guess what kind of people I deal with on a daily basis. Oh joy!